[Crow]

Thank you, True, for your insight. This is exactly what I was hoping for in this forum. You are absolutely right. Events and objects have no inherent value; only our perceptions of them do. If I were a warrior, these "major events" would have no more significance that any other events. I have never seen these crows but I suspect that they are not birds. They come to me when they know that I am about to transform into a plump and juicy fart. I am roadkill in fart form. I am not a fart today. I haven't been one for three days. Before that, I was on an extended trip into flatulence since May. I don't know how to stalk. Every time I try to stalk, I get wrapped up in my idiotic role and just turn into a fart.

You are partially to blame for this lucid moment, True, I hope you are happy.

I really do hope that you are happy.